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I hope this makes people mad:

There was this van that I started noticing that was always parked in the same spot at this movie theater (I worked at a steak house right by the movie theater) and it had all these big pro life stickers all over the back and la piece de resistance novelty license plate on the back which read "I think therefore I'm Pro Life"so naturally it pissed me off. I don't care if some hick wants to let people know that he's pro life, but to say that pro choice people are stupid? I kept telling people I was going to kick the plate off, but I never did.

Instead I made this mock fetus one night during work, I took flour dough for it's skin and well the inside and I used aluminum foil for the skeletal structure, then I put the fetus, hotsauce and ketchup in a clear plastic bag and shook it up a bit. At the end of my shift I went outside with a few coworkers and I put it on the windshield. I was never so proud of myself as I drove home.

never saw the van again, true story.