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I've never understood when people say

"I'm a vegetarian so I'll have...a tuna sandwich!"

So I say

"But vegetarians don't eat fish."

"No, that's vegans"

"Are fish animals?"

"yes"

"Do they feel pain?"

"Yes"

"Are they meat?"

"Well..."

"EXACTLY! YOU JUST COULDN'T BARE LIFE WITHOUT YOUR PRECIOUS FISH! YOU'RE NOT A VEGETARIAN! YOU JUST DON'T EAT ANY MEAT EXCEPT FISH! THAT'S JUST AN EATING PREFERENCE!"


Then they usually shut up.