Quote:
Originally Posted by ferretchucker
Why this war,
it's pointless I think,
Just accept defeat,
go bury yourself in drink,
For I am here,
accept it and stop,
you can try if you want,
but you're no longer the top,
and I'm sorry to tell you,
your brain's always in pain,
because you see what you write,
and it just isn't sain
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WELL MY LITTLE HARRY POTTER
IF I ONLY HAD THE TIME
TO SCHOOL YOU IN THE WAYS OF VERSE
AND TEACH YOU HOW TO RHYME
I WOULD CONSIDER IT A WAR OF WORDS
BUT MY TALENT IS QUITE UNMATCHED
FOR YOU SEE MY YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES
I'VE ALREADY HAD YOU DISPATCHED
NOW RUN ALONG FOR A SPOT OF TEA
OR PERHAPS A BIT OF CRUMPET
I COULD TAKE YOU OUT IN A MOMENTS TIME
AND WOULDN'T EVEN BREAK A SWEAT