[Marley's Ghost]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

So Marley replied,
what a wonderful treat,
you can't say she never tried,
and it was a little neat,

but she got it all wrong,
the rhyming heart was missing,
her soul was gone,
It was only dissing,

The curse was with me,
Marley was my 14th cousin,
It appeared when I was three,
as with more of my family, a dozen,

so watch out marley,
move over and worry,
Coz I got a harley,
And you'll soon be sorry,

You tried to crush me,
but did not do it,
so soon you will see,
I'm a fierce poet.

READING THAT LAST BIT
MADE MY BRAIN HURT
AND A LITTLE FYI
I DON'T WEAR A SKIRT

KEEP TO TOSSING
SMALL ANIMALS IN THE AIR
FOR POETRY AIN'T YOUR FORTE
YOU JUST DON'T HAVE THE FLAIR