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While at University, in between lectures some of us invented a drink:
A Jelly SMN - our initials
First you need Baileys Irish Cream then some Raspberry cordial.
Take one mouthful of the baileys' then (without swallowing) take a mouthful of the cordial.
Swish the mixture around your mouth
The Raspberry congeals in your mouth
Swallow
Its like an alcoholic turkish delight - about a £3 a pop.
Another is a heidbanger (also known as alcohol poisoning) this is quite simple:
Get a pint glass and start at one end of the bar and work your way to the other side. About a quarter of a pint will do it - never finished a pint yet.
Very hard to get drunk by it as you tend to throw up after the brandy.
And you need a mortgage to pay for it
*It was a quiz night and my team one it , the first prize was £40 worth of drink - didn't last very long.*
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Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy.
You kids keep your noses clean you understand? You'll be hearing from me if you don't. We ain't gonna stand for any weirdness out here.
"Words create lies. Pain can be trusted."
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