[ferretchucker]

Opening credits role. Fade to Newbs. All the people who were at Dantes are sitting down, drinking.

Disease: Why did Raynie turn evil?

Ferret: I don't need this right now.

Gore: She always seemed so nice to me.

Ferret: It was dude. Dudeguadalupe.

Disease: The guy who killed Aunt Stubborn?

Ferret: Yeh. Didn't your mum tell you guys? She was having an affair with him. They planned her death together.

Tic walks in.

Tic: Can you all come down to the station?

They all get up and leave. Disease whispers something in missmacabres ear and she slaps him. Fade to the station. Everybody sits down.

Tic: So...start from the beginning. What actually happened?

Disease: Do we get food here?

Tic puts his face in his hands. fade to the hospital. Mothman is beside Jennas bed.

Mothman: ...and I'm not listening to all your crap CD's!

Jenna: If we're moving in together, you'll follow my rules. Anyway, I think it's food time. Do you wanna go and get something from the Café?

Mothman: I've already arranged lunch...

A nurse walks in, closely followed by several men in suits. the nurse puts down a plate in front of Jenna. It's a great looking roast. The men start singing quietly. Jenna looks at mothman, confused.

Mothman: Jenna. I love you. I know you love me too. We're going to move in together. I'll put up with your bad music, you'll ut up with my snoring. But I couldn't live like that...unless.

He gets down on one knee and produces a small box. There's a ring inside.

Mothman: Jenna. Will you marry me?

Jenna: Oh my...Mothman...surely you can't be...YES!!!

The nurse cheers, the men start singing the Abba song I do, I do, I do, I do.

The camera zooms down the hallway. Young freak is walking along. He's smiling up at people. He goes up to a room with an old man in it.

Old man: Hello little boy.

He smiles at freak. Freak smiles back.

Old man: What happened to you?

Freak: I was in a fire...

Old man: That's a shame. Are your parents okay?

Freak nods. The old man smiles.

Old man: I've got a disease called Cancer. It's quite bad. I don't have long...

Freak looks at the floor sadly.

Old man: That's great. Say, my grandson came in earlier and gave me these.

He produces some M&M's.

Old man: I don't really like chocolate. Do you wants them?

Freak nods and walks towards the old man. He then pulls a scalpel from his back pocket and slices the old mans neck. The old man shakes, then falls over, out of his bed. Blood is everywhere. Freak smiles and walks out the room and back up the hall, the scalpel concealed in his sleave.

Fade to the police station. A woman walks into the room where the people are being spoken to.

Police Woman: Tic. Murderdoll has been spotted in California!

Tic: Wha-? I'm sorry guys, we'll have to end there. Thanks for your help.

They all get up and leave. Fade back to the hospital. Freak is standing in a hallway, looking through a door. The camera changes to his point of view. He's looking at Jenna. He smiles. Ending credits role.