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Livin' it HDC
Opening credits role. The grid with the fugitives faces has only three left. Murderdoll, Rayne and scarecrow. Cut to a shot of the train station. Ferret and Massacreman are sitting in the small subway there.
Ferret: Italian BMT for president!
Massacreman: When was the last time you had one of these?
Ferret: Three years ago when I visited mum and Dad in England. I vowed not to have one again. I'm gonna have to kill myself now.
Massacreman: Do you have any life?
Ferret: On Habbo
Massacreman: You sad old man.
Ferret: You rebelious young whipperschnapper!
A train pulls up.
Massacreman: That's it. The 147.
Ferret: Thanks for this by the way. Driving get's hard without legs.
Massacreman: Don't mention it.
Ferret: But there's one more thing. One...thing I forgot to mention.
Massacreman: They're serial killers!
Ferret: No. That would be better. Don't look into they're eyes. They have...the devils eyes.
Massacreman: Shut it Loomis.
Ferret: But seriously. They're a handful.
Massacreman: They're 23.
Ferret: I know. Ever heard the name stiffler?
Massacreman: Shit...
The two walk outside the subway. They look around and ferret points. Two men see them and run over. They each have a bag with them.
Man 1: Hey. How the fuck you been ferret you old man whore.
Ferret: Uncle ferret to you two. And if you live with me, I demand some respect.
Man 2: I never knew you had no legs.
Man 1: Raynie did it.
Massacreman: Shall we get going then?
Man 1: Fuck you. This is family time.
Ferret: Disease! This is massacreman. He's our driver.
Disease: Hear that gore. Ferret finally made the big time.
Ferret: The legless can't drive numbnuts.
Disease: Why weren't you at the funeral.
Ferret: Hmmmm. I wonder. Maybe because you were in canada, and I was here!
Disease: Only mum would die on holiday.
Ferret: Lets go.
Gore: Any hot babes around here?
Massacreman: It's gonna be a long drive.
Fade to the police station. Mothman is at his desk, head in his hands. Jenna is by his side. Silent. A woman comes in.
Woman: Need a drink?
Mothman: No thanks Veer. How about you jenna?
She says nothing.
Mothman: Nevermind.
Veer leaves. Mothman looks at jenna.
Mothman: There was nothing we could do.
Jenna: ....
Mothman: When's the funeral?
Jenna: ...
Mothman: It's been three days now. You have to let your feelings out.
She gets up and leaves.
Fade to the inside of Newbs. Missmacabre, Dante, Ferret, Massacre and the twins are sitting down, drinking.
Gore: Nice place you got here.
Disease: You can almost smell the dank.
Missmacabre: If only you two knew how much this place has been through...
Gore leans over to disease.
Gore: She wants me bad.
XtRaVa: How long are you two here then.
Ferret: At least a month.
Gore: Bathroom?
They all point upstairs. He walks up there and chooses a door. It's the bedroom. Somebody is sitting on the bed. It's Rayne. She's crying over a picture of Freak.
Gore: hey...I'm Gore. Nice room huh?
He winks at her. She winks back with an evil smile. Ending credits role.
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