[crabapple]

DARTH VADER. Obi-Wan didn't tell you jack about your father, Luke.

LUKE. He told me enough--he told me you killed him!

DARTH VADER. No, Luke. I am your father!

LUKE. That's not true, you goddamn piece of slime!

DARTH VADER. I wouldn't lie to you, Luke. I am a metherfecker. I am king of the metherfeckers--I fecked yer mether, and I am yer metherfecking father. Join me, Luke, and we will skell-feck the whole goddamn Universe together!

LUKE. (to LOOMIS) YOU LET HIM OUUUUUUUT!

LOOMIS. I didn't...I gave orders for him to be restrained...