"why even try to defend the fact that no one actually has SEX at band camp....at least where i am? why am i wasting the words?"
"you know, i really don't know."
"you do know it is quite profane don't you?"
"YES! but no one actually has sex. we all just have dirty minds."
"well, then maybe he has a point."
"shut the fuck up."
yes, i have these conversations frequently with myself
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Unsettled
I cannot prepare for that which I cannot foresee; therefore, forgive me should I appear constantly unsettled by your behavior. The only patterns I base my life on are yours, and the routine which I derive from your behavior is only as solid as your adherence to your own behavioral patterns. If I cannot understand you, how can I live for you?
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas?
*Cancer*
Cure for overpopulation = Bubonic Plague
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