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Originally Posted by _____V_____
hello...Adrian from Ohio.
Welcome to HDC. Remember the rules -
01) Dont forget to donate 5 pints of blood to our monthly blood-bank for Vampires Inc.
You steal from the Saw people.
02) If a large, furry thing bites you badly...dont fret. Just wait for the next full moon.
This would have been better with some sort of Zero reference.
03) There are some hungry zombies roaming in the General Section. You might manage to lose a chunk of your ass to em...but stay clear. They ll rip you to pieces before you...change.
You can get banned, you mentioned something to a female about her ass.
04) If you find the Necronomicon, call 1-800-HAIL-TO-THE-KING.
Too many numbers...
05) Disregard any rule and zwoti hacks your head off for the container, and takes your body to his torture chamber.
Liar, Zwoti bites off vaginas.
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This should help you on your long and perilous journey, don't listen to his lies.