[massacre man]

Originally Posted by mutilator666

Faustus: aaaaaaaaaah! The zombie has got me.

Murderdoll: Take this you son of a bitch!

*Murderdoll shoots the zombie on the head and it falls out*

Faustus: thanks Murderdoll.

Murderdoll: never mind.

Faustus: Dojo took my van and now we have to get him.

Murderdoll: we?!

Faustus: yes, unless u want to die here.

Murder doll: i got a gun, how come i am gonna die here.

Faustus: what the fuck, let me see that gun!

Murderdoll: no, youll try to take it from me.

Faustus: dont worry, i promise i wont.

*Murderdoll gives faustus the gun and he opens it*

Faustus: you only got 3 bullets.

Murderdoll: and i am going to make 3 holes on your dick if you dont give me my gun and dont leave me alone.

*Faustus makes like to give the gun to Murderdoll, but he grabs her by the feet and puts her upside down*

Faustus: I wont let you die, dont even think of it!

Murderdoll: why, do you love me too, like the asshole of despare?

Faustus: no, but i got no choice, youre going to die here with no food and only 3 bullets.

Murderdoll: ok.

*Camera cuts to Dojo driving the van, and then cuts to the front window, from inside the van*

Dojo: jajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! you assholes, and i took the key, and im driving right now.

*Zero the monkey jumps to the front window and Dojo rises the speed*

Dojo: hey you little asshole, get down of there!

*camera cuts to faustus and murderdoll running and following the marks of the wheels of the van*

*Zero the monkey breaks the window by scratching it and begins biting and scratching Dojo in the face*

*stands for a moment, walks to a chair and steps from the chair to the desk next to it, carves into the wall "Michael was here", I then proceed to tie a rope around my neck and leap off of the desk*