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Originally Posted by ferretchucker
THE FERRETCHUCKER
Gabriel Partridge [The Ferretchucker] - Johnny Depp
Old Gabriel Partridge [The Ferretchucker] - Christopher Lee
Young Gabriel Partridge [The Ferretchucker - Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle
Officer James Walker - Leonardo DiCaprio
Officer James Walker (Deceased) - Voiced by L D
Andrew Partridge - Sam Neill
Setting - The town on Huddersdale
A man who lives isolated in his cliffside windmill begins to venture outside of the house to stare at the town. His strange obsession of throwing Ferrets off cliffs is well known, but never been proved and therefore he cannot be arrested. When strange lights begin being seen coming from his house and local pets start disappearing, Officer James Walker decides enough is enough, but when he ventures into this strange mans past, discovers the local Butcher is his Father and tries to bust this guy apart once and for all, he gets more than he bargained for.
Then, when a plague of Thousands upon thousands of Ferrets with legs or tails or even jaws of other animals unleashes itself upon the town, it is feared nothing can stop this sheer terror, when walker is captured by the ferretchucker, will Andrew Partridge [Neill] own up to his past and stop his sons future in time to save Officer Walker, or will this psychopath win and destroy the people that shunned him.
Find Out This Halloween at a Cinema Near YOU!
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Brilliant.:D I also like the poster you made as well.........smart ass;)
It would be nice for the psycho to win out.....It would make a change.
It kinda reminded me of a book i read years ago called Meat. It was about if i remember correctly Vegitarians and the A.L.F. And how all this weird and crazy shit started to happen to them.It also featured a Weazel. But i cant remember who wrote it , .cos it would be good to read again.