Bad metafilm is infinitely worse than bad film, and Scream is loaded with bad metafilm. If you go by Scream, Wes Craven knows about slasher movies as Kevin Williamson knows about teenagers. Not scary, not funny, too dialogue heavy, smells like an elephant, propositions your sister, eats all the ice cream sandwiches, borrows your car without telling you, constantly plays Warrant albums really loud all the time, insists that Megablox are superior to Legos and constantly votes Republican. Goddamn Scream. Don't get me started. To quote Billy Crystal "Feh!"
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