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Originally Posted by Roderick Usher
I don't know how Zwoti felt about it, but i found it impressive as hell. The work of a filmmaker at the top of his game. I never read the book, but the movie is very strong. It was my second favorite of last year (right behind Pan's Labyrinth) and I find something new and interesting every time I watch it.
9.5/10
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Children of Men was very good, but I thought Pan's Labrynth sucked some major testicular juice.
The Return
I should have known going into it that this would suck. Sarah Michelle Gellar + PG-13 horror = recipe for crappy movie. But ignoring my better judgement, I rented it anyways. Blech! Boring film, no gore, confusing plot. Nothing exciting and no real payoff at the end. I thought it sucked! Save your cash!
F
American Pie: The Naked Mile
They really need to stop this franchise in it's tracks. Stick a fork in it, it's done. This movie was not so much a movie as it was a bunch of fart/weiner jokes mixed in between gratuitous boobies and random Eugene Levy encounters. There's no reason that any of us care about Stifler's extended family because they are about a thousand times less entertaining and interesting than The Stiffmeister was in the first film.
It wasn't funny. The acting was mediocre at best. The story and script were utterly terrible. By all rights, this film deserves an F, but they did cram as many boobies as they could into 90 minutes and for that, I'll cut them a little bit of slack.
D-
Creepshow 3
This was fun. It's like watching 5 episodes of Tales From the Crypt that all interweave each other and then tie loosely together at the end. Good gore, some cheesy acting, some of the short stories were better than other but overall, this was an enjoyably cheesy film. I liked it more than Creepshow 2, but less than the original.
B-
Suicide Kings
In a word... Badass. I love this movie. A twisted, dark script superbly cast and acted. Christopher Walken, Denis Leary, Jay Mohr & Jeremy Sisto (and one of the boyfriend's from Roseanne as the hilarious Ira.) I don't want to spoil anything for anyone that hasn't seen it, so just trust me when I say that if you are a fan of films like Made or Very Bad Things, you will LOVE this. It's great.
A