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If this wasn't planned, I'm a world class bouncer named Dalton. I mean seriously, she goes in early as if to show that she's serious about the punishment, and then pulls this shit? She even makes that little speach at the MTV Movie Awards (You know, the made up awards show that is about as legit as Steven Seagal's acting abilities?) about how she's ready to face it. Bullshit. I hope she gets attacked by rabid alien mutant sea monkey elephant seas or something, or possibly deported back to her home planet of ugly anorexic aristocratic cum bank bitches with lazy eyes who slightly resemble Forest Whitaker, aside from the whole being black and a man part...and I'm only 100% about the black part.
Anyway, that's my yearly post....I'll be back next year.
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