[Posher778]

Originally Posted by mordrid

Might as well do this

To Posh, my entire porn collection, including all the midget porn
To Roddick, my collection of story ideas and half written novels, if anyone can turn them into gold, he can
To BloodRayne, my 3 girls, no one else I can think of would provide a proper female role model than her, besides maybe Stubby, but people from New Zealand scare me
To Gus, my slightly used blow up doll
To Bwind, my entire music collection, dont think anyone else could appreciate all the punk I own
To the rest of HDC, you vultures may fight over my horror dvd collection
To Stubby, my copy of dirty dancing, not sure why I would give to her or why I own it, but didnt want to leave her out.

I resent that! I prefer women (no gay jokes are permitted here) with real body parts that don't melt in the sun.