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				Idiot Put Kids In Trunk Because Car Was Too Small...Apparently, So Is His Brain
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			Cops: Oregon Man Put Kids in Car Trunk 
  
Portland, Oregon -- A man on vacation with his family is accused of putting two of his four children in a car trunk because the vehicle was too small to hold all of them. 
 
Douglas Willy, 40, was arrested Saturday after police received a tip from a person who saw the family at a gas station, authorities said. He was charged with two counts of reckless endangerment. 
 
Willy, his fiancee and their four children were taking a trip but the vehicle did not fit all six passengers. So, police said, he decided two of the children would ride in the trunk to avoid taking a second vehicle. 
 
Police said a 12-year-old and 13-year-old were in the trunk, and had been riding inside for about 20 miles. 
 
The woman took the children home on Saturday. Authorities said Willy was released without bail Sunday. 
 
A telephone message left Sunday at the Willy's home was not immediately returned.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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