People put waaay too much thought into this...
That's not good... especially if I were the zombie.
I guess I need to put more thought into it so I wouldn't be a zombie... :p
I'd just let my cat loose. Annii can take anything. She killed my left hang when she had kittens a couple weeks ago... Couldn't move my thumb at all. Deep cuts.
She'd mutalate the fuck out of the undead... then all I'd have to do is throw something at them or something. Knock them immoble.
Or just set them on fire.
I'm going to come up with new ways to kill zombies. Make a show out of it.
I'll make millions.
I'll be a crypt keeper. :D
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