[stubbornforgey]

oh ppl!!
well..my team got an ass wiping..LOL..
actually ass wiping is too easy..we got our a whopping of a lifetime.
My fucken team 'the fat bastards' walked on to the field..did the old 'gonna kick your ass growly look'..taunted the opposing team to the max'..
then when the games started...my team sat down in the middle of the it cos they were tired..and hungry and were thirsty or they wanted to go to the toilet..hahahahaha ,..was damn hysterical.
My team barely worked up enough sweat to do anything.
I lost my voice by yelling at them to do something fucken dramatic apart from LOSING.
They were huffing and puffing...some stepped off the field for a ciggie..some just laid down in the middle of the field and went to sleep..total chaos.
I wouldn't mind if they were kids but we are talking 25 yrs n upwards..
'i knew i shouldve put more empathis on cheating..like putting laxitives in the opposing teams food..

BUT..when it came for the food to be ready...my team broke all track records..knocking over old ppl and squashing little kids to get to the table.
I had never laughed so much than this easter weekend.
Was the best. :D


Family oi' :rolleyes: