I give you credit, you're the first
To have the guts to rhyme
Come brothers, let's embrace this verse
And not call it a crime
But hopefully it's just a phase
And it will stop in time
For it inspires much malaise
Among the cruder lot
Some folks would rather not turn phrase
And they might let you rot
But those that you antagonize
Might end up less distraught
If your post count starts to rise
My Dickens-loving chum
Come state opinions and wax wise
And drink much spicy rum
And if they scream more gay jokes
The mods scream "Who wants some?"
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