This is IMDB's daily poll...Couple of 'em are amusing
You're most likely to turn off the oscars if.....
-Ellen DeGeneres dances too much and/or wears sneakers on stage.
-Edward Norton appears in a public service announcement, shaming celebrities for accepting lavish gift baskets.
-presenter Tom Cruise fails to make fun of himself.
-Jennifer Hudson hits a flat note in her acceptance speech.
-there's a Dreamgirls dancing sequence.
-Martin Scorsese does not win the Best Director Oscar.
-Martin Scorsese wins the Best Director Oscar.
-an animated penguin presents an award.
-my favorite film/filmmaker/performer loses in their category.
-any presenter starts out saying: "The *fill-in-the-blank* is the most vital part of any film ..."
-someone says "royal" in conjuction with Forest Whitaker and/or Helen Mirren.
-Babel gets pronounced three different ways.
-the cast of Little Miss Sunshine dances to "Super Freak".
-presenter Al Gore announces he's running for President.
-you couldn't get me to turn off the Oscars if you paid me.
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