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Old 02-25-2007, 03:49 PM
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This is IMDB's daily poll...Couple of 'em are amusing

You're most likely to turn off the oscars if.....


-Ellen DeGeneres dances too much and/or wears sneakers on stage.

-Edward Norton appears in a public service announcement, shaming celebrities for accepting lavish gift baskets.

-presenter Tom Cruise fails to make fun of himself.

-Jennifer Hudson hits a flat note in her acceptance speech.

-there's a Dreamgirls dancing sequence.

-Martin Scorsese does not win the Best Director Oscar.

-Martin Scorsese wins the Best Director Oscar.

-an animated penguin presents an award.

-my favorite film/filmmaker/performer loses in their category.

-any presenter starts out saying: "The *fill-in-the-blank* is the most vital part of any film ..."

-someone says "royal" in conjuction with Forest Whitaker and/or Helen Mirren.

-Babel gets pronounced three different ways.

-the cast of Little Miss Sunshine dances to "Super Freak".

-presenter Al Gore announces he's running for President.

-you couldn't get me to turn off the Oscars if you paid me.
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