[stubbornforgey]

My 13 yr old when she was 3 was playing with the hammer..so i took it off her
..i went to lay down and she came back and clobbered me with a wrench...'ouch'

She thought it was funny when i finally got my senses back and chased her to whop her ass.

Another time she dropped her sisters bottle in the toilet bowl..and tried to flush it..
i went to retrieve it and saw that that teat stuck hard..
so i put my hand in to pull it out and she proudly announced...kaka mummy ....and my hand was shoved in a pile of pure shit as so was the teat was covered.
Apparently her poo wouldn't sink so she used her sisters bottle to try and shove it through the cistern. :eek: