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Old 02-10-2007, 10:21 PM
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Newb Declared Older Than Dirt!
Feb. 11, 2007 (AP) - After much stir in the scientific community, forum member newb has been declared the oldest natural formation on the planet. "When the carbon dating test failed, we didn't know what to think," replied one scientists. "What can you do? Radiocarbon dating is only good for 60,000 years." Although some naturalists want to label him as pre-existing the dawn of time, most put his appearance right before the Precambrian period.
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