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Old 01-24-2007, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by the_real_linda View Post
Otis B. Driftwood: [to Wendy, mocking her that he killed her husband and Roy] We regret to inform you that the show "Banjo and Sullivan" will be cancelled tonight.

Baby: You could go piss yourself for all I care.

Captain J.T. Spaulding: I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.
[mutual laughter]
Susan: What's that about clown business?
[laughs nervously]
Captain J.T. Spaulding: [pause] Do I stutter, bitch?

Baby: Stupid cunt. There ain't no bullets in this thing. It's all fucking mind power.

Otis: Consider me fuckin' Willy fuckin' Wonka! This is my fucking chocolate factory! You got it? My factory!

Otis: I know what I know and I know I don't like that nut sack.

Otis B. Driftwood: Maybe. I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed.
I also like the way Baby says "I KNOW you heard me."
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