[the_real_linda]

Otis B. Driftwood: [to Wendy, mocking her that he killed her husband and Roy] We regret to inform you that the show "Banjo and Sullivan" will be cancelled tonight.



Baby: You could go piss yourself for all I care.




Captain J.T. Spaulding: I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.
[mutual laughter]
Susan: What's that about clown business?
[laughs nervously]
Captain J.T. Spaulding: [pause] Do I stutter, bitch?



Baby: Stupid cunt. There ain't no bullets in this thing. It's all fucking mind power.



Otis: Consider me fuckin' Willy fuckin' Wonka! This is my fucking chocolate factory! You got it? My factory!



Otis: I know what I know and I know I don't like that nut sack.




Otis B. Driftwood: Maybe. I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed.