A: Shredder - Martial arts expert, killer moves. Take no shit, creatures over twice his physical mass under his command,...More than once kicked the shit out of the "main" characters of the show, movies and comics, and on more than one occasion, collectively. KickASS armour. Doesn't always win in the end, but comes back each time with a different and diabolical plan. He's had his enemies friends beaten (and in comics) murdered and raped, he pulls no punches.
B: Dr Claw - Cool voice, but other than that a hand that slaps a cat around a lot, and not much else. Clearly has a lot of resources available to him, but has he ever "beaten" damn near the biggest dolt in existence? No.
Frequently has his "plans" usurped by little girls and dogs. Regardless of all the tech and resources at his command, fails time and again...and continues to hire the same two morons to work on his behalf, even though all they ever do is fuck up. Then cries like a bitch every damn time he has his ass somehow handed to him or his plans smashed "Next time...I'll get yooooou!"
Does this not put things in perspective?
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