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Well HEY...did anyone ever order crap out of a cheesy comic book ad? I did once. They were selling hot pepper gum, onion gum, bloody gum and pucker gum. For 65 cents I could get a couple of sticks of each. So I ordered that along with a squirt ring or something like that. Mailed them some coins taped to a piece of paper. After a million years my crap comes in the mail in a battered envelope. There's a bunch of loose sticks of gum in there. The bloody gum is the only one I can identify because it's actually BLOOD RED and wouldn't fool anyone if you gave it to them. The other ones tasted odd but were not the nightmares described in the ad.
I remember one feller at school said "Give me one of those bloody gums!" so I gave it to him and he chewed it up and deliberately went around drooling this bloody gunk all over the schoolyard. He eventually became a stuntman. True story!
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