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"Why a vampire hunter's kit?"
"Umm, well... Ilike vampires..."
"Then why kill them?"
"well, they arent real,youknow."
"I know, so why the kit?"
"Umm..."
"Are you making a movie and it's for props?"
"No..."
"Hmm... Are you an avid collector?"
"Not really..."
"Oh. Hmm. how much did it cost?"
"......"
"Because i can get most of that stuff at home depot. i have friend who works there, we could use his employee discount...."
"Shut up."
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