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suddenly a loud thumping made everyone - who were already on edge for various reasons - jump out of their skins.
What the hell is that" santa exclaimed, painfully folding his swollen tackle back into his long johns as he headed for the window.
cupping his hand over his eyes to shield the light so he could see outside, his heart leapt into his throat like charlies glass elevator. He was looking right into the eyes of the Abominable Snowman ! The hairy perverted Yetis peepers were bloodshot and glazed over ... apparently due to the same source as the thumping they heard. The matted man thing had been watching the escapades inside the Claus's house the whole time, simultaniously working his humongous trouser snake.
unfortunately, being about 100% below zero at the north pole, his 'money shot' froze in mid air, forming a long thick solid arc right to the side of the house. The snowman began to howl in pain, frustration, and embarrasment, afraid to move because of the potential damage that would ensue in the attemp to free himself.
"Jesus Christ Almighty", thought the Yeti through his fog of pain and anguish, "and I thought a toothache hurt !!"
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