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Originally Posted by urgeok
definition of boob torture :
when pregnant - a womans boobs never look better .. freaking glorious.
the torture : they dont want you to touch them at this point.
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arggghhhhhhhh man..
let me describe to you how a pregnant woman feels...
boobs feel like they weigh 100pounds each
theres this fucken cannon ball sitting in your womb
that only likes to kick you from the inside when your trying to sleep..
your ass feels like its dragging on the ground when ever you walk.
your legs ..oh shit..we wont start on the legs..
you get this pregnancy mask all over your face that ppl comment with shit like..
ooooooooh you got that glow..!!
fucken bullshit!!it feels like a face full of zits.
And its not me that was craving for the 2 liter ice cream laced with chicken soup .or pickles with strawberry jam sammies..or the chocolate melted shoe polish..NO..
its what that cannon ball in your belly desires..
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