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Originally Posted by Vodstok
Santa woke, breathing heavily and sweating.
"What is it dear?" Mrs claus asked.
"I had the worst dream. you were having sex with Gabe and Donner, and for some reason, i lost it and killed you."
"But you were the one that artanged our three-ways, Santa..."
"I know... It turns me on to see them touch you. I bet that Oz bitch Glinda cast another curse on me for joining in when she introduced the flying monkey."
Mrs Claus smiled. "how about i light your yule log chris?" she smiled. santa noticed her pants had slipped and her breast was now showing. "My tree is already blinking, my snowy whore. How about i make a blizzard on your cheek?"
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IS THAT IT!!!!!???????
sheesh' 'throws a pillow at ya'