[stubbornforgey]

in admist all the chaos ..the angel comes in dragging the tree ..and asks..'saint nick ..where do you want me to put this,,??
In the corner'. he replies.
which corner..'.??
any corner..?
the angel looks around ..'what about over here..'?..she asks
I don't care'..says nick
well??asks the angel..'which corner do you mean'..??
'look' says nick..'i don't really care where you put the fucken thing..just put it where ever you like'..
'but' nick'..'hollers the angel..'i need to know where you think it would look nice'
By now santa is getting highly frustrated..
'Angel dearest'...just put the tree anywhere ok'
Not happy with this reply..the angel stomps her foot and demanded..'BUT WHERE'??..


and now you all know why the Angel sits on top with the tree shoved up her ass' :o