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Old 11-23-2006, 10:16 AM
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Then Santa stepped through the door. "Well, you old whore, I didn't want to believe it. Yukon Cornelius came to me and admitted he and the Abominable Snowman three-wayed you last week, but I had to see for myself." Mrs. Claus has hidden herself in the corner of the room and is trying to pull her dress down while Donner and the elf are scrambling out the window.
"Fuck you, Santa!" she screams. "If you were taking care of business at home, I wouldn't have had to go elsewhere! You think I don't know about you and that CUNT Britney Spears???"
"That's not fucking fair" said Santa. "You know how rough she's had it since K-Fed left her and went triple platinum. And you might as well know the triplets are MINE."
"You cocksucker!" screams Mrs. Claus. "I'm gonna kill you!"
Mrs. Claus brings a pair of nunchauks from her sash, while Santa grabs the kitana over the fireplace. "Come get it, you dirty bitch" says Santa. " I got something for your ass."
Mrs. Claus lunges for Santa in a blur of motion, but Santa parries the blow and slices her arm off. Blood spews everywhere in a fan, and Mrs. Claus goes down. Santa stands over her. "Welcome to the food chain, bitch." Methodically he begins hacking her into bite size pieces.
Donner and Gabe are gonna eat every bite.
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