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Which reminds me........last week I had a vacation with the family at Universal Theme Park in Orlando.We all went out to eat at the Hard Rock Cafe......I had the grilled salmon.....an hour later we are walking around CityWalk....The hotel is about a 15 min. walk from there.At this point its just me and the wife [the kids went back to the hotel already] and I suggested we head back [ was feeling something going on in my nether regions ].
Halfway back it hit me.....cramps like i've never felt before......I seriously thought I was going to shit my pants.....I'm trying not to let on to my wife and ruin the nice walk back...she's telling me a story or something, but all I can do is concentrate on NOT shitting myself. She notices i'm not really paying attention and ask...Are you listening to me?....I had to tell her....I was almost doubled over at this point. So we pick up the pace a bit [although i'm kinda taking baby steps, so as not to cause too much jostling ]. I'm actually looking at the bushes for a place to squat but know if that happens it would not be good....not at all.
I make it back to the hotel and thank god there was a mens room in the lobby.........barely made it....pants just at the knees when the explosions occured.
Other than that it was a great trip.
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