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Old 11-14-2006, 11:52 AM
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I had a music teacher who thought he would "Show us" by just stepping back when we started to get out of hand. We blew an hour and a half screwing around that day...

I had a Current Events teacher when i was in Germany that was actually german (it was an American/Canadian high school), and he was an arrogant jackass... he had a very "you are inferior because you arent from Germany" attitude, and it haunted him for the entire year. It was the first class that i ever REALLY acted out in, he hated me :)


One of the other guys put a tack on his chair once. He swept it off and pretended it wasnt there, so as to not let on and give us anythign to laugh at. He left the room for a second, and the kid ran up and put it in place again. Apparently the teacher didnt think he had to look a second time, because if they did it once, they SURELY would not do sucjh a thing again.

When he sat down, he became rigid as a board and his eyes got real wide. He apparently decided not to give us any hint that he had sat on it, because he never let on, but when he stood up to write some thing on the board, there was atck in his ass cheek, plain as day.

We were already snickering when he sat down, because we knew it was there, but we had to stifle guffaws when we saw that....
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