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old men are the worst at puns ..
they usually make them to pretty young waitresses who have to smile and act like the old fart is the funniest, sexiest, nicest guy in the world to get that mouldy 2$ tip.
i am becoming an old guy .. i caught myself making an old guy pun once.
my only saving grace was that it wasnt to a waitress .. and i immediately said 'holy shit - i just made an old guy joke !'
dodged a bullet that time but a fear it wont be long now.
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