Jeremy Kyle: There are two sides to every story, I'm just being honest, You are a waste, leave "MY" stage.
Girl: I am a teenage mum who smokes cannabis, uses heroin and an alcoholic
JK: Don't worry graham our psychologist will sort you out.
Girl: Oh I slept with ten boys and girls as well
Audience: wooooo!
JK: Will, pass the tissues
Girls Mother: Right you little *beeb*
JK: Quite frankly madam...I am being serious...call your self a mother?... your a disgrace.....etc
Just another day in JK's house :D
Not that I watch or anything
* I also found out (don't ask) that you get paid to appear on his show, ....interesting *
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Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy.
You kids keep your noses clean you understand? You'll be hearing from me if you don't. We ain't gonna stand for any weirdness out here.
"Words create lies. Pain can be trusted."
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