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Originally Posted by ShankS
I'd be happy applying for the job, but I'd be a bit wary of this part in your terms of contract.... I mean I don't mind wearing pants but I prefer boxers, so how you going to enforce I wear 'black' ones? do you carry out random staff checks?
and what about the trousers, I guess I'd be ok with none on in the summer, but now autumn is well underway, working with no trousers on aint gona keep the draughts from getting up me boxers. So I think a compromise is in order, before I pop down the post office and send off my application.
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HaHa...Well, here's the full version that's given to applicants...It's rather boring:
Do you own any black pants and black shoes/boots?
NO JEANS. No cargo pants. No shorts.
Dress pants, casual pants, something comfortable, unadorned (no designs, emblems, patches, or chains), clean, not torn, not faded or stained, and only black.
Almost any BLACK (completely black) shoes or boots will do, as long as they are not dirty or in disrepair. No chains, buckles, studs, spikes, etcetera...Just 'plain'.
Something comfortable as the job demands that the employee be on his feet for pretty much the entire shift.
Soo...When do you wanna start? :D
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