One contestant. 2 dates. Who do you think is the best suiter?
First to 10 votes wins the contestants hand, and a dinner for two at a restaurant of their choice. The loser of each round will stand as the next contenstant.
Nobody leaves The Dating Game without a shot at the big L!
ROUND ONE
Contestant:
Regan MacNeil -
The Exorcist
Why let Jesus fuck her when you could get on that! Regan's posessed by an eeeeevil demon, who has it out for her personal exorcist, Father Lankester Merrin. She doesn't get out of bed often, but one could use that to their advantage. Just don't wear white. Piss her off and she'll turn your white shorts green!
Dates:
Homer -
Near Dark
Homer is a vampire. Don't pronounce his name wrong, or he'll bleed you. He's a big man stuck in a little man's body, but eager to find that special someone to 'turn' and share an eternity of viewing late night television with.
Billy Crowley -
Return of the Living Dead: Part II
Billy is not dead nor living. He became orphaned after biting the scalp from his mothers head and swallowing her brains. Billy enjoys plaid shirts, bullying children smaller than he is and playing irresponsibly with government engineered substances.