[crabapple]

No, you see, the thing is, the weirdness YOU are all talking about--the happy pants weirdness--that sort of weirdness happens year round. That's not what the Halloween Hoochies are about!

Halloween Hoochies is all about the nervousness and giddiness that relates to the holiday! Haven't you noticed all the weird threads, the angry threads lately? People responding to threads in an unusally irritated fashion? Well, I don't think it's an accident, I think it's the Halloween Hoochies!

The slutty costumed gals that were mentioned before, they can figure into this merriment, certainly, but to clearly label and differentiate them (so we can give them the attention they crave/deserve) I will call those ones "Halloween Floozies."

So, hopefully our terminology is now clear. Halloween Hoochies, Halloween Floozies.