My friends (Travis, Myke-the artist, remember?, and others) operate a haunted house...well, it's actually a haunted SHIP...Right here on the river (about 10 minutes from my house)...I can get free tickets whenever I want, or play a character, but I have my hands full with the baby this year...I feel bad because they really want us to come down this year...
It's rated as one of the best (we believe it's THE best) in the area...There's stuff about it on the 'net...But, here's their official site:
http://ussnightmare.com/
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be