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Old 10-23-2006, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by urgeok View Post
i really dont care what anyone thinks - especially in light of my recent thread ... but at home i always sit down .. always.

i dont take pleasure in pissing all over the general area i'm aiming in ...

and for those of you to mention i have no aim .. bullshit - a spray is a spray - you cant see what isnt hitting inside the bowl.

once i left home and had to clean my own apartment - i sit .. and i pity the poor people who have to clean up after the 'manly men' who stand up..

especially the tards who dont raise the seat.
Amen to that. If you piss sitting down, then reading on the toilet isnt just reserved for sitting in your own stench, you can actually enjoy it for a change.

Okay, hows this then: How many of you have pretended you had to shit only to go pee and read for 15 minutes? Its an amazing way to get time to yourself, especially when you have at least 1 more bathroom, so they have no excuse to keep bugging you.
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