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Originally Posted by Roderick Usher
Laughed so hard at this one I nearly pissed myself!
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dr lucien sanchez:
have you ever been to scotland dag?
dr rick dagless md:
once
sanch:
what was it like?
dag:
i remember it much as one recalls a dream, or a nightmare. i was on a budget flight to Norway when a storm hit and forced us to ditch in Glasgow Prestwick. i was stranded, it's so hilly up there you can't get any signal on your carphone. it looked bad, it looked like i was going to have to spend the night in glasgow.
sanch:
jesus christ!
dag:
the cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it. i had no option, it was that or one of their b&b's. i figured it'd be safer on the streets. for the first time ever, i saw the scotch in their natural habitat - and it weren't pretty. i'd seen them hudling in stations before being loud, but this time i was surrounded. everywhere i went it felt like they were watching me. fish-white flesh puckered by the highland breeze. tight eyes peering out for fresh meat. screechy booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take them half way up the road to the next all night watering hole. a shatter of glass, a round of applause. a 16 year old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on chewing on potato cakes. i ain't never going back, not never.
sanch:
my aunt lives in scotland, she says it's quite nice.
dag:
well she's wrong.
:p