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			"sustained an injury consistent with his account of "being stuck with a pitchfork,"" 
 
 
Funniest line in the whole thing. Like they were going to say "Witnesses saw him stabbed with a pitchfork, but he sustatained injuries consistant with being pummeled with hard salami. Which was weird."
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
	
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