[Despare]

So I'm going to a halloween party and everybody has to dress "slutty" which is kind of hard for a guy. Three ideas I have are fireman (with suspenders, pants, boots, and hat), Jim Dangle (the short/shorts cop from Reno 911), or Zap Brannigan from Futurama (stiking with the short shorts theme). Can't decide, what should I do??