[Vodstok]

Okay, I just figured i would share my tale of Woe......


Tuesday, i decided to take th emorning off. While taking the trash out, i slipped on some ice, flew out over the stairs, and landed on them. I pulled my neck, my right shoulder and my hip, plus got bruises where the edges of the stair hit me: ass, back and just under my shoulder.


I limped around for the rest of the day, I got fucked up pretty bad.

So yesterday, i returned a movie to the video store, picked up freddy vs jason, and as i walked around the side of my car, i hit ice AGAIN.

One second i was looking foward, getting ready to unlock my car, the next i was staring right at the stars, flat on my back. Scared the hell outta me, and, not only did i aggravate everything that already hurt, btu i pulled a muscle in my neck, hurt my shoulder even worse, pulledd a muscle in my left leg, hurt my right hip so i can barely move it, hit my head, and bruised ANOTHER part of my ass.

I also got hit in the neck by a plastic piece attached to my jacket (with elastic, no less, THWAP!) and hit my head getting into the car this morning. of course, if i had seen anyone else do any of this, i would have laughed at them. But godamn, it hurts.