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Originally posted by bwind22
You think you'd have time to go shopping while a zombie uprising is going on? If you really wanna be prepared, you'd better get all of that stuff ahead of time because I can guarantee you that the second it happened hardware & gun stores would be the first places looted. If you plan on making a few phone calls and then driving a half hour to the store, you'd get there to find it empty. (Or at least looted out of everything you just named.)
.... (And I'm well prepared because I own The Zombie Survivial Guide .)
....plug all the drains in the house and start running water in every sink, tub, shower, jug, etc... Because once that water goes down, it won't be coming back up.
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Well, I'm asssuming that zombies are not yet rampant, and that most people won't really believe it at first unless they've seen it themselves.
I also own The Zombie Survivial Guide. A great book.....
Water...how did I miss that....
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look at yourself - you're a f*cking mess, and yet you're saying nothing happened? - nothing happened???
yes, i know so much is so ordinary, so coarse, and so vulgar. but survival is simply not enough. nowhere near.
what's the point of surviving? survive what? don't you realize you're going to die? f*ck your missions, your crusade.
i demand and expect quality.
right now, once and for all.
quality time.
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