Two whales, a male and his girlfriend are swimming along in the sea.
Then the male spots a fishing boat, and realises its the same boat that recently killed his father. He is too upset to move, so he asks his girlfriend to go under the boat and use her spout to capsize the boat.
She agrees, and goes and does exactly as she was asked. She blows the boat over much to the delight of her boyfriend. He then notices that the crew are safely floating in the water with life jackets.
"Dont let them live, eat them all for me!", he shouts.
She replies "Look I didnt mind doing the blow job but I'm not swallowing the sea-men."
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