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Old 09-01-2006, 10:21 AM
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Originally posted by The Flayed One
Good lord! WTF is that thing?!
the world's smallest person.

If PT Barnum was still alive, that guy would have a job. probably as a monkey, while they had a monkey as the "world's smallest boy"


that poor, ugly kid. reminds me of a trip i was on in 11th grade. We had gone up (the high school band) to a small town north of Toronto (peter something or other i think, anyway) and were stopped at a mcdonalds near lake champlain. there was an enormous flock of seagulls hanging around. I had gotten a big mac meal and was finishing the fries when i decided to share some, you know, make some friends. those were the nicest birds on earth. they would take the fries like a dog, real gentle.

Of course, they skwacked at everyone else, but they liked me.

someone said "you realize as soo n as you runout of fries they are going to get pissed and shit on everything..."

I looked around. there were 30+ cars in th elot. And the busses were getting ready to leave. i smiled and said "Yep. Thats the plan" and got on the bus.

I think i am paying for that still to some degree, karmicaly speaking. but it was worth it. :D
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