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Originally posted by The Flayed One
I have an uncle, he's a good enough guy, but he's a bit of a racist. So we'll get all kinds of drunk, and I'll start telling him Jesus was a jew. For some reason, he gets really mad and starts swearing. Apparently, he thinks ol' Joshua bar Jospeh was German, blonde haired & blue eyed. Cracks my shit up.
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I 've always wondered how the KKK and neo-nazis justified that one to themselves, like the middle east was crawling with vast herds of white christian dudes before jesus. Idiots.
I just watched a comedy set from Jim Norton over on youtube. he said he asked a gay freind to tell him what he thought of his new couch. he said they guy is really loud and rubbe dhis hand on the couch and said "It's really rough!'
He said "I guess we have different priorities when purchasing couches since i dont have to worry about getting my face smooshed into it." LOL!